howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

alliebirdseed:

Inktober day 1 - A spooky birb! I named him Lenore. 

alliebirdseed:

Inktober day 1 - A spooky birb! I named him Lenore. 

gryphontarot:

The Gryphon Tarot (c) Bailiwick, 2011-2014.

ven0moth:

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

it’s caled a fucking date

ven0moth:

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

it’s caled a fucking date

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

pugletto:

Worldbending | North America (Tarahumara; Hochunk; Tohono O’odham; Potawatomi.)

kennakittymeow:

howthehoolychillz:

kennakittymeow:

riot-doll:

kennakittymeow:

Surviving the desert storm.

♡ ѕмσкє мєтн ~ нαιℓ ѕαтαи ♡

Ugh

Not down w meth and satan?

I’m totes down with meth and satan. It’s the hearts added to it. Hearts aren’t metal Julio.

kennakittymeow:

howthehoolychillz:

kennakittymeow:

riot-doll:

kennakittymeow:

Surviving the desert storm.

♡ ѕмσкє мєтн ~ нαιℓ ѕαтαи ♡

Ugh

Not down w meth and satan?

I’m totes down with meth and satan. It’s the hearts added to it. Hearts aren’t metal Julio.

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

Gavin: Ray what’s your sensitivity on?
Ray: 9
Gavin: Jeez, no wonder you can spin around like a lemon.
Geoff: How do lemons spin around?
Gavin: Have you ever spun a lemon on a table? It’s mental.
Ray: No I’m not an asshole. I treat lemons with respect.
Let’s Play Call of Duty: Black Ops 2-Turned Mode (via speaksism)