2,000 dollar bird warmer.
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
Inktober day 1 - A spooky birb! I named him Lenore.
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah sure wish we had a key
Worldbending | North America (Tarahumara; Hochunk; Tohono O’odham; Potawatomi.)
Surviving the desert storm.
♡ ѕмσкє мєтн ~ нαιℓ ѕαтαи ♡
Not down w meth and satan?
I’m totes down with meth and satan. It’s the hearts added to it. Hearts aren’t metal Julio.
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
Gavin: Jeez, no wonder you can spin around like a lemon.
Geoff: How do lemons spin around?
Gavin: Have you ever spun a lemon on a table? It’s mental.
Ray: No I’m not an asshole. I treat lemons with respect.
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